{"id":558,"date":"2008-12-11T10:15:03","date_gmt":"2008-12-11T15:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mossiso.com\/blog\/?p=72"},"modified":"2008-12-11T10:15:03","modified_gmt":"2008-12-11T15:15:03","slug":"the-competition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mossiso.com\/2008\/12\/11\/the-competition\/","title":{"rendered":"The competition!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We had the mustache competition last night at the work holiday party.\u00a0 After a rousing game of White Elephant was the grand competition. The best moustache! Only five of us competed, and there was clearly only one winner. Ken, with the costume to boot, garnered the most rousing support and went home victorious, King Moustache!<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-558 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/mossiso.com\/2008\/12\/11\/the-competition\/hoodlums\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/mossiso.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/hoodlums-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-550\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-550'>\n\t\t\t\tAll us hoodlums.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/mossiso.com\/2008\/12\/11\/the-competition\/p1010879\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/mossiso.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/p1010879-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-557\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-557'>\n\t\t\t\tLined up for voting\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/mossiso.com\/2008\/12\/11\/the-competition\/p1010878\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/mossiso.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/p1010878-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-556\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-556'>\n\t\t\t\tAwaiting the verdict.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/mossiso.com\/2008\/12\/11\/the-competition\/p1010877\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/mossiso.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/p1010877-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-555\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-555'>\n\t\t\t\tWho has the best stache?\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/mossiso.com\/2008\/12\/11\/the-competition\/p1010876\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/mossiso.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/p1010876-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-554\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-554'>\n\t\t\t\tKen, the only one with a real stache\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/mossiso.com\/2008\/12\/11\/the-competition\/p1010875\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/mossiso.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/p1010875-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-553\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-553'>\n\t\t\t\tKris with imposter burns\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/mossiso.com\/2008\/12\/11\/the-competition\/ken02\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/mossiso.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/ken02-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-552\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-552'>\n\t\t\t\tThe winner! Singing to a lollipop.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/mossiso.com\/2008\/12\/11\/the-competition\/ken01\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/mossiso.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/ken01-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-551\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<figcaption class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-551'>\n\t\t\t\tThe Winner, exercising.\n\t\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had the mustache competition last night at the work holiday party.\u00a0 After a rousing game of White Elephant was the grand competition. The best moustache! Only five of us competed, and there was clearly only one winner. 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